Breckan im so excited u told me about this site. now i can see your alive and doing great! i love the pictures...keep them coming. what a cool experience you and spence are having. take care
Spencer, keep this in mind as you bike across land that is so barren and lifeless that 2 billion Chinese people live in overcrowded squalor to avoid it. The good thing that will come when you all freeze to death and die is that John Krakauer will write a good book telling your tale. Then Spicoli will direct a less good movie based on that book. The part of "Breckan" will be played by Natalie Portman. You will be played by Michael Clark Duncan, in a bold casting choice. And with the aide of some creative makeup, the Olson twins will portray Charlie's unusually large testicles. The film won't be a big hit or garner any real awards. But hipsters will love it and pattern their useless lives around your bravery as you curse them from heaven.
All in all, I think this trip will be totally worth it.
Seriously, though. Be safe. See ya in a few months.
Breckan im so excited u told me about this site. now i can see your alive and doing great! i love the pictures...keep them coming. what a cool experience you and spence are having. take care
ReplyDeleteThe pictures are incredible. I am jealous. Will you make it back before law school begins?
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Spencer, keep this in mind as you bike across land that is so barren and lifeless that 2 billion Chinese people live in overcrowded squalor to avoid it. The good thing that will come when you all freeze to death and die is that John Krakauer will write a good book telling your tale. Then Spicoli will direct a less good movie based on that book. The part of "Breckan" will be played by Natalie Portman. You will be played by Michael Clark Duncan, in a bold casting choice. And with the aide of some creative makeup, the Olson twins will portray Charlie's unusually large testicles. The film won't be a big hit or garner any real awards. But hipsters will love it and pattern their useless lives around your bravery as you curse them from heaven.
ReplyDeleteAll in all, I think this trip will be totally worth it.
Seriously, though. Be safe. See ya in a few months.